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You've played too much Destiny when… (reply)

ManKitten — Fri, 14 Apr 2017 06:20:32 +0000

Annies is the bomb yo

You've played too much Destiny when… (reply)

Blackt1g3r — Fri, 14 Apr 2017 00:30:17 +0000

... you ask your wife if she would like Rare, Legendary, or Exotic Mac 'n Cheese for dinner.

My solution: don't eat. (reply)

Saber Khai — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 22:56:02 +0000

I'm obligated to feed my children. But that also means they're obligated to do the dishes and repel any Fallen who invade the kitchen.

You've played too much Destiny when… (reply)

ManKitten — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 19:33:05 +0000

A real life storm makes you look for a Public Event.

You look at car features as rolls.

You're on your last Iron Banner two years running.

You're never on the title screen; just the welcome back screen.

You're scared to eat because you might get teleported.

You buy a Ghost Edition four months before the second game comes out.

Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.

GuardianOutfitter actually exists(thanks, Chappy).

DIM is the single most valuable thing to you.

You haven't played anything else in months.

• You refer to your best shirt as exotic.
• When you're exercising you yell "POPPING SUPER" for that last rep.
• You're invited to go deer hunting and you show up in a cloak.
• You go to a sporting goods store and ask "where's the void weapons".
• You refer to personal goals as bounties.
• When you get on a bike, under your breath you mimic sparrow sounds.
• You arrive at a party and are surprised there are more than 6 people.
• You refer to work breaks as "visiting the tower".
• The actual moon looks odd to you.
• You quote Master Rahool when other people open presents.
• You have more conversations through the xbox app, than texting.
• After a day of swimming you complain about your solar burn.

He's so pro, (reply)

marmot 1333 — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 05:27:51 +0000

that his most visited page is the FRONT PAGE of dbo.

My solution: don't eat. (reply)

Funkmon — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 05:24:45 +0000

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I Don't Get It. (reply)

Morpheus — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 05:09:36 +0000

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Solution: Never wash the dishes. (reply)

CruelLEGACEY — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:06:33 +0000

You've played too much Destiny when… (reply)

Saber Khai — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 01:38:27 +0000

...you hear your dishwasher running and it sounds suspiciously like a Fallen transport dropping off ADS in your kitchen.

I like your purse Cody. Or Satchel if you prefer. (reply)

TheeChaos — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 01:23:12 +0000

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You've played too much Destiny when… (reply)

ZackDark — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 00:55:23 +0000

Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.

git gud

You've played too much Destiny when… (reply)

Morpheus — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 00:24:01 +0000

A real life storm makes you look for a Public Event.
You look at car features as rolls.
You're on your last Iron Banner two years running.
You're never on the title screen; just the welcome back screen.
You're scared to eat because you might get teleported.
You buy a Ghost Edition four months before the second game comes out.
Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.
GuardianOutfitter actually exists(thanks, Chappy).
DIM is the single most valuable thing to you.
You haven't played anything else in months.

Nerd (reply)

Cody Miller — Wed, 12 Apr 2017 23:45:59 +0000

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+2 (reply)

Korny — Wed, 12 Apr 2017 23:42:50 +0000

*This has been your daily dose of HZD on DBO

Nah, let's keep it rolling...

+1 (reply)

CruelLEGACEY — Wed, 12 Apr 2017 23:38:43 +0000

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I get more of a High Priest Bahavas tone from it... (reply)

CyberKN — Wed, 12 Apr 2017 23:31:36 +0000

*This has been your daily dose of HZD on DBO

You've played too much Destiny when…

Cody Miller — Wed, 12 Apr 2017 23:22:00 +0000

You notice your stack of drink coasters looks like a SIVA cluster.